Leave it to Joe Jonas to turn a street-side nipple comment (and wild Internet moment) into a full-on skincare moment.
ICYMI, the pop icon (and proud skincare king) recently revealed on TikTok that New Yorkers have opinions about his nipples — mainly, that they’re small.
“A couple of weeks ago, I made a video about how someone came up to me and was like ‘oh my gosh I was just talking to my friends about how you have tiny nipples,'” he said to the camera… shirtless.
But instead of being weirded out, Joe did what any flawless-faced, fun-loving celeb with 6.6 million TikTok followers would do: he teamed up with clean beauty brand Derma E and slapped a pair of Vitamin C eye patches right on his chest. Yes, his chest.
“Joke’s on them, because I got a deal brand from that video,” he said with a smirk. “I guess the moral of the story is just share your stories online and talk more openly about your nipples and embarrassing moments, things that happen throughout the day.”
Watch the iconic video below, and then keep scrolling for the tea.
https://www.tiktok.com/@joejonas/video/7534835569445063991
While Derma E’s award-winning Vitamin C Bright Eyes Hydro Gel Patches ($25.95) are technically made for your under-eyes (hello, de-puffing and brightening power ✨), Joe’s here to tell us that skincare doesn’t have to stop at the chin — or the collarbone. His new motto? “I’m radiant everywhere.”
Let’s be honest, he may have just unlocked the next viral beauty hack. We’re not officially saying you should wear eye patches on your nips… but we’re also not saying you shouldn’t.
Whether you’re targeting dark circles or just looking to elevate your chest game, the patches come in two glowy options: a 5-pack for $15.99 or a 60-pack for $25.95 — aka the big nipple size (his words, not ours). You can find them at Ulta, Amazon, or DermaE.com.
With this collab, Joe Jonas might’ve just started the chestcare trend of 2025, and honestly? We support it… and demand he takes off his shirt at least once on the Greetings From Your Hometown Tour, which kicks off this Sunday at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ this Sunday (August 10).
